{"id":22,"date":"2005-09-29T21:21:22","date_gmt":"2005-09-29T20:21:22","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2005-10-24T21:42:25","modified_gmt":"2005-10-24T20:42:25","slug":"im-embarrassed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hlynes.com\/?p=22","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Embarrassed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" vspace=\"0\" hspace=\"0\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bbspot.com\/Images\/News_Features\/2004\/10\/file_extensions\/rm.jpg\" alt=\"You are .rm You try to keep it real, but you're just a\nservant of the stream.  Nobody really likes you all that\nmuch\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Once for doing the <a target=\"_self\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bbspot.com\/News\/2004\/10\/extension_quiz.php%22\">stupid test<\/a>. Twice for the result.<\/p>\n<p>Damn.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once for doing the stupid test. Twice for the result. Damn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-internet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hlynes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hlynes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hlynes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hlynes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hlynes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hlynes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hlynes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hlynes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hlynes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}